Your product is good.
Let people find it.

You will not be on camera and you will not have to think of anything to say. A month of posts, drafted from what your site already says, waiting for you to say yes or no.

Start with your website Sign up. Paste your URL. Get your first posts.
01

You shipped. Nobody noticed.

Twelve visitors. Zero signups. And no way to tell a dead product from a product nobody found.

02

Posts that don’t look like marketing.

Every line traces back to something already true on your site. Nothing invented, nothing borrowed from a swipe file, nothing that reads like it came out of a prompt.

Found on your site

Single origin beans, roasted the week you order them.

yourstore.com / homepage

Set the pace and skip a week whenever.

yourstore.com / pricing

Roasted Monday, shipped Tuesday.

yourstore.com / faq

Eleven people read those lines last week. The post on the right said one of them to 4,200 people before lunch. Nothing was rewritten.

03

Three formats. Real posts.

Nobody is on camera in any of these. That is the point. They work because they look like the posts that already work, not because you turned into a creator.

Text wallTikTok
Green screenSound on
CarouselTikTok
04

Once a month. Then you are done.

01

Paste your URL

It reads the pages you wrote months ago and have not looked at since. The offer, the objection, the proof.

02

Wake up to a month

Thirty posts, three formats, none of them requiring you to be in frame.

03

Say yes or no

Approve, fix a line, or skip. Nothing goes out that you did not personally look at.

04

Close the tab

The approved ones are scheduled. Go back to building.

05

See which one worked

Visits and signups get traced back to the post that earned them, so you stop guessing.

05

You are still the one hitting send.

Nothing here knows that your customers roll their eyes at the word “solution,” or that you retired that claim back in March. You do. So you get the last look, and it takes about four minutes.

Every draft arrives finished. The clip, the caption, the platform, all decided. You keep the good ones, fix the almost-right ones, bin the rest.

This month11 of 30 approved
  1. Draft 01In review
  2. Draft 02Waiting
  3. Draft 03Waiting
Review queue1 / 3
i launched to 12 visitors and blamed the algorithm. the algorithm never saw me either. what changed wasn't posting harder, it was posting from the pages i'd already written. zoomies drafts them, i just approve
Text wall · TikTok

From: your homepage, the promise

06

Less than the Sunday it costs you.

Payments are off during the beta. The paid plans are here so you can tell us which pace fits.

Zoomies · Rate card
No. 001 · effective at launch
  • FreeThe sample. Paste your URL, get your first posts.

    3 finished posts to start · 1 brand · 1 connected account · Watermark-free exports · Human approval before publishing

    $0 forever
  • StarterFor the founder doing all of it alone.

    30 finished posts / mo · 1 brand · 3 connected accounts · Autopilot · Attribution snippet

    $29 / mo
  • GrowthMost chosenFor when one account stopped being enough.

    100 finished posts / mo · 3 brands · 9 connected accounts · Analytics · A/B testing · 3 brands

    $49 / mo
  • StudioFor ten brands and ten sets of approvals.

    300 finished posts / mo · 10 brands · 30 connected accounts · Client approvals · White-label reports · API access

    $149 / mo

Payments are off during the beta · every workspace uses the Free beta allowance. Paid plans are shown so you can tell us which pace fits. No card is collected.

07

The awkward questions.

What do I get on Free?

One brand, three watermark-free finished posts to start, and one connected social account. Sign up, paste your URL, get your first posts. No credit card required.

Does Zoomies publish without approval?

No. Every draft waits in your review queue. Nothing is scheduled or published without your yes, and there is no setting that changes that.

Do I have to be on camera?

No. Not in any format, not once. Text walls are a clip with your words over it, carousels are stills with caption pills, and the green screens use a stock foreground. If you wanted to be a creator you would already be one.

Where does a draft come from?

Your website, your brand profile, approved source evidence, licensed media, and the decisions you make in review. Every draft links back to the page it came from.

Which platforms does it work for?

TikTok, Instagram Reels, YouTube Shorts, and Facebook. The formats adapt per platform. Direct API publishing switches on per workspace as platform approvals complete; until then it's one-tap download and copy.

Is this AI-generated content?

Yes, a machine writes the first draft. That is not the part you should be worried about. The part to worry about is whether it reads like a machine, and that is what the review queue is for: you see every draft whole, in the format it will post in, before it goes anywhere. The drafts are built from your own pages rather than a template, which is why they do not all sound the same. No invented claims, no fake testimonials, no stock founder.

Will posting this get my account flagged?

Nothing here posts faster or more often than a person reasonably would, and everything goes out on your schedule rather than in a burst. Volume across many platforms at once is what usually trips filters, so the defaults are deliberately unimpressive.

What if I stop after three weeks like last time?

Then you have three weeks of posts out and nothing on fire. The reason it usually dies is the blank screen, not the discipline, and that part is gone. If you want to check back in monthly instead of daily, that is the intended way to use this.

Do free downloads have a watermark?

No. Downloads stay watermark-free on every plan, including Free.

Who is Studio for?

Teams and agencies managing multiple brands: ten brands, client approvals, white-label reports, and API access.

Let people find it.

Start with your website

Sign up. Paste your URL. Get your first posts.